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September 12, 2005
My Little Porny
Let's discuss My Little Pony.
Evie got a pink dreamy-eyed My Little Pony from a friend and I have contemplated it frequently. In short, I think My Little Pony has had some work done.
Evie's looks like this, but in all pink:
My Little Pony has apparently had an eye lift, some collagen in the lips and definitely cheekbone implants. Her glorious mane is a weave and/or a wig. I think she has had a butt lift, dermabrasion, acid peels and is seeing a personal trainer.
If this wasn't a kids' toy, I would also suspect that more silicone has found its way into other parts of My Little Pony.
Her makeup artist has a liberal hand with the false lashes, eyeliner, glossy lipstick and highlighter.
My Little Pony also sports tattoos of balloons on her ass and a heart on her ankle.
So really she's the equestrian equivalent of porn star Jenna Jameson.
I find this disturbing and I plan on keeping the little fleshpot away from my husband.
Posted by jenna at September 12, 2005 08:59 AM
Comments
Wow, My Little Pony sure looks reworked from how I remember. She looked more like a horse when I knew her. I don't even know what that is.
Posted by: Moe at September 12, 2005 10:42 AM
Strawberry Shortcake has also been re-vamped to make her appear more modern. She has a completely different outfit now as well. I noticed this when I looked at one of the Strawberry Shortcake books at work, so I can't remember all the details.
Posted by: alexis at September 12, 2005 03:05 PM
I have my origional purple one.Even glow worms are a little pornish,just look at the face!
Posted by: deborah at September 14, 2005 05:57 PM
Oh totally. I used to stay home from my job as a bellhop at the Fairmont and drink beer and watch Muppet Babies (I wonder why my life such chaos now..) and even THEN, they'd still show My Little Pony commercials. I still remember the song and the little combs they used on them. But yeah, it looks kind of like they have Jennifer Lopez butts now and maybe some kind of heroin addiction. Disturbing.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 15, 2005 12:27 AM
Harg! Why's it say anonymous up there? It's me, Robley.. Sorry, I'm still figuring out calculators..
Posted by: dopeynowhere at September 15, 2005 12:29 AM
Hiya Cornbread! You were a bellhop at the Fairmont? I can totally see that.
Posted by: glamarama at September 15, 2005 09:17 PM